50th Birthday Quotes

Welcome to 50th Birthday Quotes which brings you materials to write in a 50th birthday card or in a speech or a toast or indeed for a scrapbooking page or a text message



You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.

If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt you.

Your idea of weight lifting is standing up

You get two invitations to go out on the same night, and you pick the one that gets you home the earliest.

Conversations with people your own age often become a duel of ailments.

All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

You have more patience; but actually, it's just that you don't care any more.

Before crossing a room you look both ways.

You sing along with the elevator music.

The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.

Your new easy chair has more options than your car.

Every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell.

Traveling to see historical sites isn't as much fun when many of the sites are younger than you are.

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.You confuse having a clear conscience with having a bad memory

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