50th Birthday Sayings

50th Birthday Sayings is the web page where you find a collection of quotes and messages regarding the celebration of reaching the half century. These phrases are suitable for including in a birthday card or a speech or roast










If you survive long enough, you are revered, rather like an old building
Said Katherine Hepburn

Happy Birthday, O Revered One

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Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

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Now you're fifty it's perhaps time to stop being an adolescent.

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When the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

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At fifty the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore.
Erica Jong

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You're now at the stage when people who look old are only your age

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After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he is pretty.
E.W. House said that

Happy 50th, Pretty Boy

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Do you remember
"A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play?"
And now you think
No doubt it now helps you work...to remove the chocolate dribble from your shirt
And rest, to try to subdue the bloody indigestion it just gave you
And, as for play...I don't expect you now do play...no more...not never
But still, no doubt remind you of your yore days
Happy Birthday, dear chocolate dribbling, indigestive, non playing old...very old...mate




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