50th Birthday Wishes

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From one big nut-to a little nut
The mightiest oak is in the forest is just a little nut that held its ground
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Time is God’s way to keep everything from happening at once.
James Brown
Just as well ay - time to adjust

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Anyway you're not at all like a (50) year old
And I mean what I say
Mind you, being a (Jim Reeves) fan
Is a dead giveaway

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Old age is like a cat.
One morning you wake up and it is in your face.

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Just heard how old you are.
I'm so, so sorry.

** HAVING A GREAT DAY - FEELING GOOD -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Your body may need a tune-up but your spirit has taken flight, happy 50th

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Ageing Gracefully

May your bum stay firm
May your boobies not head south
May your lippy never bleed
into lines around your mouth

May you eat a ton of chocolate
but never gain a pound
May you always look your best
whenever Brad Pitt comes around

May you never wear big pants
or grow unwanted hair
and Birthday girl if all else fails
Maybe be too sloshed to care

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