Amusing Birthday Messages

Welcome to our webpage of Amusing Birthday Messages where you will find funny, hilarious and hopefully just the one you want. There are links to other humorous pages too so please enjoy! These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.











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Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?

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You're at an age when you've finally got your head together and your body's falling apart.

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Happy Birthday! "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
George Burns

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The Senility Prayer

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,
the good fortune to run into the people I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

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"Age doesn't matter, unless you're cheese."
John Paul Getty

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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time."
Jean Paul Richter
Does that make you a bird?

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
I'm good at telling lies!
A. A. Attanasio

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Now you've reached this old old age
Don't start to dye your hair
Don't think of having face lifts
And don't change the clothes you wear
Don't do anything embarrassing
on your birthday this year.
You don't have as much time
to live it down as you used to.

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Just because you're (30) (40) (50), Don't despair, oh noOvernight you won't discover You've lost your get up and go. Nor will you become all wrinkled,Nor ache from head to toe.So even though you're ripeningDon't regard it as a blow,You won't suddenly look decrepit ....

...Cos that happened long ago!!

Ha Ha!!

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