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Birthday Wishes Funny
Welcome to the Birthday Wishes Funny that will make you smile or smirk, some humorous, some small, short but hopefully comical that will make you feel like you have just found the one you want to make someones day.These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.
Below there's some funny birthday stuff, But First
Here's the links to all our other funny birthday pages
Mary had a little lamb,She tied it to a pylon, 10,000 volts shot up it’s bum and turned it’s wool to nylon
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Birthdays are nice to have, but too many of them can kill you.
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God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the people I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.Today is definitely a pigeon day. Happy Birthday
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
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If you were a chicken…you would be a nugget by now!
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Don't do anything embarrassing on your birthday this year. You don't have as much time to live it down as you used to.
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The worst part about lying about your age is when everybody believes you... ...and you realize that you could have gone even lower!
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You've survived another year. Although you're older, it's better than the alternative
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You're not old until you can't read this writing anymore.
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Birthday Wishes Funny
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty. James Thurber
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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. Golda Meir
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain
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"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin Franklin
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Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
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Do you have a fave birthday poem or birthday party story?
We'd love to hear from you about a poem, an amusing incident, a speech perhaps, an exotic birthday gift, a neon message in Times Square, a special birthday card you made, sent or received...I think you get the picture...oh yes, any special birthday pictures. Or perhaps you provide a poem writing service. Come on, share your message with the wider World
