Funny 30th Birthday Poems

Welcome to Funny 30th Birthday Poems for free funny birthday material suitable for the toasting and roasting of a 30 year old either by speech or card





Today, as you leave your twenties behind
Old age will descend on you, we think you'll find
It's your birthday so, you deserve the truth
You're no longer in the first flush of youth
By Mr Advancing Years you've been most definitely caught
It's time to become a more sensible sort
But hey, tomorrow's soon enough to turn that page
Drink alcohol to forget your decrepit old age

MM 2009

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Goodness me, are you really thirty
And yet you're still flirty, dirty and shirty
I suppose now you'll have to be
More refined, not unlike me
So when we have a night out downtown
Who's got the job of playing the clown
Not us, as we need to be toeing the line
I guess it'll be someone still 29

MM 2009


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