Funny 40th Birthday Poems

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God Almighty are you really forty
I can't believe it as you're still quite naughty
Suppose now you'll have to be
A responsible lady, a bit like me
So when we have a night on the town
Just who is going to be playing the clown
Not us, we need to now toe the line
We'll have to leave it to someone still 39

MM 2009

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Today as you leave the 30's behind
Old age will descend on you, we think you'll find
It's your birthday so we'll tell you the truth
You're no longer in the first flush of youth
By Old Man Time you've definitely been caught
As the wrinkles appear you'll become the sensible sort
But hey, tomorrow's soon enough to turn the next page
Enjoy today and try, if you can, to forget your old age

MM 2009


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