Funny 50th Birthday Poems

Welcome to Funny 50th Birthday Poems which brings you exactly that. It is a whole bunch of 4 line poem verses which can used alone, as a whole poem or a mix and match to suit the celebrant










50th Birthday poetry verse #1

Heartiest congratulations (Bill)
On reaching the big Five-O
You've been a dynamic whirlwind all your life
But now you're running slow

50th Birthday poetry verse #2

To my "lets go upstairs and make passionate love"
You used to bound up with glee
Now it's "I can't do stairs and passion
You'll have to choose which it's to be"

50th Birthday poetry verse #3

You used to be insatiable
You were always there on cue
Now the expression "all nighter" means
Not getting up for the loo

Funny 50th Birthday poems verse #4

As for the fact you're thinning
That's hardly fair
You're not folically challenged
You've just outgrown your hair

50th Birthday poetry verse #5

Lots of folk have 40 winks
That's a natural response
You do that and read the paper
While watching telly, all at once

Funny 50th Birthday poems verse #6

So it's OK for you to slow down
You're getting older, after all
It's time for you to invest in a pipe
Some slippers and a shawl

50th Birthday poetry verse #7

The clues that you're getting old
Are there (Bill) it's true
Your belt won't buckle any more
But your knees most certainly do

50th Birthday poetry verse #8

You've entered your 70th decade
But you look good all the same
Who cares if your hair is thin and grey
And you'll suit a Zimmer frame

50th Birthday poetry verse #9

We've been together since we were young
We're now getting old, and how
The fire is still within us
We just call it heartburn now

50th Birthday poetry verse #10

Now you've reached this old old age
Don't start to dye your hair
Don't think of having face lifts
And don't change the clothes you wear

50th Birthday poetry verse #11

Don't modify your language
Don't rebel and cause outrage
Decide to do the decent thing
Just lie about your age

50th Birthday poetry verse #12

Anyway you're not at all like a (50) year old
And I mean what I say
Mind you, being a (Jim Reeves) fan
Is a dead giveaway

50th Birthday poetry verse #13

Enough of all these insults
I do hope you realize
How highly you’re respected
How kind you are, and wise

50th Birthday poetry verse #14

God bless you on your birthday
Let the celebrations start
Enjoy life’s oh so precious gifts
And remain young at heart.

50th Birthday poetry verse #15

For age is just a state of mind
And life can be such fun
And you still know how to party
As much as anyone

50th Birthday poetry verse #16

So let's make this a memorable occasion
In every single way
And I'll be there to help you
Ensure it's a wonderful day

50th Birthday poetry verse #17

The love of friends and family
Will be with you today
So enjoy the many wishes
Which are bound to come your way

50th Birthday poetry verse #18

Let your 50th Birthday
Be the best one of your life...so far..
This comes with love from (Name)
Your best friend and wife

JB c 2006

***

Goodness me are you really fifty?
And yet you're really still quite nifty
Suppose now you'll have to be
Staid and refined, not unlike me
So when, if we ever, go out downtown
Who'll get the job of playing the clown
I guess not us, we'll be toeing the line
We'll leave that to the youngsters, still 49

MargMax 2009