Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

Welcome to Funny 50th Birthday Quotes where we bring you birthday quotes about turning 50 which are funny and indeed free...to use for non commercial purposes suitable for birthday cards, 50th birthday party speeches or toasts










Her Majesty, The Queen of England isn't sending you a telegram this yearbut......she's happy to know you're halfway there!

"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old." -George Burns

On my 50th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.

Probably the happiest period in life most frequently is in middle age, when the eager passions of youth are cooled, and the infirmities of age not yet begun; as we see that the shadows, which are at morning and evening so large, almost entirely disappear at midday. Thomas Arnold

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If you cannot do great things at the age of 50, do small things in a great way

God grant me the senility To forget the people I never liked, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, And the eyesight to tell the difference.

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My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it's surprising how often they head in your direction.Happy 50th Birthday.

Just like fine wine, you grow better with the years! Happy 60th Birthday!

Today, be aware of how you are spending your 1,440 beautiful moments, and spend them wisely... and since today is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun, enjoy the trip.

Youth is a work of nature, but age is a work of art! Congratulations on your second childhood! Happy 50th Birthday!

The Chinese say: You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair
Happy 50th Birthday

Happy 50th Birthday! You're not getting older...just more distinguished!

Fifty! Now is the time to make your mark on the world – explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. Make your mind up to take on exciting new challenges - straight after your afternoon nap.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." -Ogden Nash

It is often said that With Age Comes Wisdom and you're One Of The Wisest People I Know!

Yet more Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

Happy 50th Birthday and by now you‘ll know: There is still no cure for the common birthday and you’ll also be aware that reaching another birthday is much better than the alternative

May the best of your past (and you’ve got a lot) be the worst of your future. Happy 50th birthday

Happy 50th Birthday . Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending

As William Shakespeare might have said of you Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity?

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