Funny 50th Birthday Sayings

For those who are looking for Funny 50th Birthday Sayings and probably revenge for the pranks played upon themselves then here they are. Those jolly half century comments that make that 2 score years and 10 feel every inch a mile.These are free for you to use forn non commercial purpose.











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Time for that Bucket List-all the things you want to do before you Kick it

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Like a fine wine, you improve each year.
You'll soon be old enough to be a brandy

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Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
A French Proverb

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Another year,
Another place..
..that aches.

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Two tips on your birthday:

Forget the past, you can't change it.
Forget the present, I didn't get you one.

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The more candles, the bigger the wish

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You used to be insatiable
You were always there on cue
Now the expression "all nighter" means
Not getting up for the loo

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Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

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Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift

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The best is still to come

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One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.
Dorothy Canfield Fisher

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At your age...
Are your toenails further away than they used to be?
Does comfort triumph over fashion?
Do you pant after climbing the stairs
And now it's never mistaken for passion

Do you not dare stop when you're walking in town
In case some do-gooder helps you cross the street?
Do you need a rest after tying your shoelaces
Coz it's such a long way to your feet

Jon Bratton 2011

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