Funny 60th Birthday Poems

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Although today is the dreaded big Six-O
It's your birthday and you should know
That Six-O is the new Five-O
So that's alright, you've got 10 years to go
So today's not a day to wear a frown
Its a day to make hay and let your hair down
Just forget the number, it means nothing at all
Put on your slap and have a ball

MM 2009

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Congratulations Mommsie
It's time to be running slow
After all, you're now a retiree
Having reached the big Six-O

It's time you put your feet up
To ease arthritic pains
Not lugging heavy luggage
On and off jet aeroplanes

It's time for shawl and slippers
And a touch of blue rinse/bleach
Not lying about half naked
On a foreign holiday beach

But as it's your birthday

You're entitled to get tipsy
A very happy birthday, Mom
You geriatric gypsy

JB © 2007

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Sixty isn't old...
If you're a tree !

Happy Birthday,
you young sapling you

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You're not 60
You're 18 with 42 years experience

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