Funny 60th Birthday Poems
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Although today is the dreaded big Six-O It's your birthday and you should know That Six-O is the new Five-O So that's alright, you've got 10 years to go So today's not a day to wear a frown Its a day to make hay and let your hair down Just forget the number, it means nothing at all Put on your slap and have a ball
MM 2009
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Congratulations Mommsie It's time to be running slow After all, you're now a retiree Having reached the big Six-O
It's time you put your feet up To ease arthritic pains Not lugging heavy luggage On and off jet aeroplanes
It's time for shawl and slippers And a touch of blue rinse/bleach Not lying about half naked On a foreign holiday beach
But as it's your birthday
You're entitled to get tipsy A very happy birthday, Mom You geriatric gypsy
JB © 2007
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Sixty isn't old... If you're a tree !
Happy Birthday, you young sapling you
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You're not 60 You're 18 with 42 years experience
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