Funny Birthday Card Messages

Here are some Funny Birthday Card Messages for you to adapt and suit the person that you are sharing it with. Enjoy and please follow links for many more. These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.









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To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.
Henri Frederic Amiel
Eeeeh! You are a genius!

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They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
Dave Barry

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop complaining...
I am older than you!!

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Laughter lines you say? Well something must have been hilarious.

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Your birthday is no day to be worrying that you started out with nothing, and still have most of it.

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All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
George Harrison

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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

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