Funny Birthday Messages

Here are some Funny Birthday Messages that will inspire your humor( and theirs hopefully) be amusing, jocular and very easy to adapt for your personal slant on things. These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.











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There is great need for a sarcasm font.Oooops - I meant
to say "Have a wonderful Birthday"

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Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

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You never know when it will strike, but there comes
a moment at work when you know that you just aren't
going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
You really must get a calendar!!
So Birthday Boy-the day starts now I guess!!

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Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

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PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE officer

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
So PMo Happy Birthday!!

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Can't remember how old you are - I'm no good with big numbers

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