Funny Birthday Phrases

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which brings you amusing phrases and sayings to write in a birthday card including over the hill jokes



(Fifty!)(Sixty! Now is the time to make your mark on the world – explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. Make your mind up to take on exciting new challenges - straight after your afternoon nap.

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Just like fine wine, you grow better with the years! Happy (50th)(60th) Birthday!

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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. -Ogden Nash

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Happy Birthday! You're not getting older...just more distinguished!

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It is often said that With Age Comes Wisdom and you're One Of The Wisest People I Know!

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You're not getting older, you're getting better.

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Youth is a work of nature, but age is a work of art! Congratulations on your second childhood! Happy xth Birthday!

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As William Shakespeare might have said of you Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity?

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God grant me the senility To forget the people I never liked, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, And the eyesight to tell the difference.

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Youth is a work of nature, but age is a work of art! Congratulations on your second childhood! Happy Birthday!

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Happy xth Birthday. My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it's surprising how often they head in your direction.

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Don't count the years! Count the blessings! Have a wonderful Birthday!

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"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old." -George Burns

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Happy 39th Birthday. Again!

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop complaining...
I am older than you!!

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Today, be aware of how you are spending your 1,440 beautiful moments, and spend them wisely... and since today is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun, enjoy the trip.


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