Funny Birthday Phrases, Birthday Sayings, Messages
Welcome to Funny Birthday Phrases which brings you amusing phrases and sayings to write in a birthday card including over the hill jokes
*** Just like fine wine, you grow better with the years! Happy (50th)(60th) Birthday! *** You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. -Ogden Nash *** Happy Birthday! You're not getting older...just more distinguished! *** It is often said that With Age Comes Wisdom and you're One Of The Wisest People I Know! *** You're not getting older, you're getting better. *** Youth is a work of nature, but age is a work of art! Congratulations on your second childhood! Happy xth Birthday! *** As William Shakespeare might have said of you Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? *** God grant me the senility To forget the people I never liked, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, And the eyesight to tell the difference. *** Youth is a work of nature, but age is a work of art! Congratulations on your second childhood! Happy Birthday! *** Happy xth Birthday. My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it's surprising how often they head in your direction. *** Don't count the years! Count the blessings! Have a wonderful Birthday! *** "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old." -George Burns *** Happy 39th Birthday. Again! ***
Roses are red ****
Today, be aware of how you are spending your 1,440 beautiful moments, and spend them wisely... and since today is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun, enjoy the trip.
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