Funny Birthday Poems 70th
Welcome to our Funny Birthday Poems 70th webpage and may we be the first to congratulate you on your birthday "the new 50". We hope you find them invigorating, and downright funny as laughter is what makes the world go round. It's good exercise as well. These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose
My mother is going to have to stop lying about her age because pretty soon I'm going to be older than she is. **
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. **
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. **
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. **
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. **
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