Funny Birthday Poems, Verses and Quotes
There follows lots of Funny Birthday Poems, Verses and Quotes Some of these funny poems were written internally, some are in the public domain..author unknown Subject to our Terms of Use, you are free to use these poems
Funny Birthday Poems, Verses and Quotes by JB
Happy Birthday. You've got a great life, You're healthy, you look wonderful, your tummy's flat How could a measly present from me Compete with all of that?
Jon Bratton 2011
Funny Birthday Poems, Verses, Quotes
So many candles So little cake
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May all your birthday dreams come true ..especially the tall, dark, dishy ones Happy Birthday,
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First, you were a good BOY, Then, you became a nice KID, You were then a great GUY, Later, you grew up to be a fine MAN,
Now, you're just an old FART !!
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As you get older, you gain knowledge, tolerance and serenity ...then your teeth fall out. Happy Birthday,
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Growing old is mandatory... Growing up is optional !
Happy Birthday (and keep acting your shoe size)
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Another candle on your cake? Well, that's no cause to pout. Be glad that you have strength enough To blow the damn thing out.
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At your age... You've got achy, breaky everything !!
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At your age... You've seen it all...you've heard it all... You've done it all....
You just can't remember it all...
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If things get better with age, Then you are approaching Magnificent.
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Inside every older person is a young person wondering what the hell happened ! Happy Birthday,
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While the sun still shines and the day is yours
    
While the sun still shines and the day is yours don't be sad because rain wont pour While your sister tore the wrapper you always wanted ...
A Birthday Poem
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Today is a Birthday We'll never forget, For someone special, Fiery, and fit. Her humor, quick witted, Her character..., true grit, Never a moment ...
a special wish for a special aunty on her birthday
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on a special day like this for a special lady like you my dear aunty i grant you a wish anything you like just choose it wisely you have so many centuries ...
Ruins
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Remember the city, Remember the town, Remember the s/he who ruined your birthday card By writing inside upside down!
Brother Very Happy Birthday
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You've been there for me though it all You've been there to catch me whenever I start to take a fall
You protected me from the world when my life ...
Birthday ditty
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I have known you quite a while, When you talk, you make me smile. A special friend, I will probably keep, If you buy me, a cool jeep.
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It used to be wine, women and song... now it's beer, the old lady and TV !!
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You're not aging....You're marinating
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You're not old...You've just been young a very long time
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The worst part about lying about your age is when everybody believes you... ...and you realize that you could have gone even lower!
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Never lie about your age except in the case of an emergency... ...like if somebody should ask how old you are.
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It's your birthday, but I don't think of you as a little older... ...I think of you as a lot older.
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You can either continue to get older or you can die... What do you mean you want to think about it for awhile?
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I've never really doubted your age... You were just born ahead of your time!
Happy Birthday
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This birthday card was made for a person just your age... It's got a very high fiber content.
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You're having a BIRTHDAY, so don't just sit there... ...Do something OLD.
You should really celebrate on your birthday. Take TWO naps today.
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The polar ice caps are melting Prevention measures, we must take So please don't think of lighting All those candles on your cake
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It's only natural to become quieter as we grow older... It's not easy to talk and hold in your stomach at the same time!
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Heard your birthday was canceled... ...due to lack of aging!
Have a Great One!
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As we grow older we often find that it is often better to light one small candle... ...than to be seen in fluorescent lighting.
Happy Birthday
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