Funny Birthday Poems, Verses and Quotes

Funny Birthday Poems
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Happy Birthday
You've got a great life,
you look wonderful
and your health is good...
How could a measly present
from me compete with that?
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Funny Birthday Poems, Verses and Quotes by JB

Having been through PMT and HRT
You deserve an OBE and a PhD

While you're very old, you're not RIP
But you're overdue for an MOT

And I don't need ESP
Indeed, any B can clearly see
You're a (60) year old wrinkle-ly
Congrats, you're now an OAP

But hey, with a posh frock and a bit of slapyou can be dead pretty.....for a pensioner

Happy Birthday ( Helen )

**Jessica Browne c 2005**

Funny Birthday Poems, Verses, Quotes

So many candles
So little cake

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May all your birthday dreams come true..especially the tall, dark, dishy onesHappy Birthday,

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First, you were a good BOY,
Then, you became a nice KID,
You were then a great GUY,
Later, you grew up to be a fine MAN,

Now, you're just an old FART !!

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As you get older, you gain knowledge,tolerance and serenity...then your teeth fall out.Happy Birthday,

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Growing old is mandatory... Growing up is optional !

Happy Birthday(and keep acting your shoe size)

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Another candle on your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out.

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At your age...You've got achy, breaky everything !!

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At your age...You've seen it all...you've heard it all...You've done it all....

You just can't remember it all...

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If things get better with age,Then you are approaching Magnificent.

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Inside every older person is a young person wondering what the hell happened ! Happy Birthday,

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It used to be wine, women and song...
now it's beer, the old lady and TV !!

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You're not aging....You're marinating

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You're not old...You've just been young a very long time

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The worst part about lying about your ageis when everybody believes you......and you realizethat you could have goneeven lower!

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Never lie about your ageexcept in the case of an emergency......like if somebody should ask how old you are.

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It's your birthday,but I don't think of you as a little older......I think of you as a lot older.

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You can either continueto get olderor you can die...What do you meanyou want to think about itfor awhile?

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I've never really doubted your age...You were just born ahead of your time!

Happy Birthday

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This birthday card was madefor a person just your age...It's got a very high fiber content.

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You're having a BIRTHDAY,so don't just sit there...
...Do something OLD.

You should really celebrate on your birthday.Take TWO naps today.

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The polar ice caps are melting
Prevention measures, we must take
So please don't think of lighting
All those candles on your cake

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It's only naturalto become quieter as we grow older...
It's not easy to talkand hold in your stomachat the same time!

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Heard your birthday was canceled......due to lack of aging!

Have a Great One!

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As we grow older we often findthat it is often betterto light one small candle......than to be seen in fluorescent lighting.

Happy Birthday

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