Funny Birthday Poems, Verses and Quotes

Funny Birthday Poems
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Happy Birthday
You've got a great life,
you look wonderful
and your health is good...
How could a measly present
from me compete with that?






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Funny Birthday Poems, Verses and Quotes by JB

Having been through PMT and HRT
You deserve an OBE and a PhD

While you're very old, you're not RIP
But you're overdue for an MOT

And I don't need ESP
Indeed, any B can clearly see
You're a (60) year old wrinkle-ly
Congrats, you're now an OAP

But hey, with a posh frock and a bit of slap
you can be dead pretty..
...for a pensioner

Happy Birthday ( Helen )

**Jessica Browne c 2005**

Funny Birthday Poems, Verses, Quotes

So many candles
So little cake

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May all your birthday dreams come true
..especially the tall, dark, dishy ones
Happy Birthday,

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First, you were a good BOY,
Then, you became a nice KID,
You were then a great GUY,
Later, you grew up to be a fine MAN,

Now, you're just an old FART !!

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As you get older,
you gain knowledge,
tolerance and serenity
...then your teeth fall out.
Happy Birthday,

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Growing old is mandatory...
Growing up is optional !

Happy Birthday
(and keep acting your shoe size)

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Another candle on your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out.

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At your age...
You've got achy, breaky everything !!

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At your age...
You've seen it all...you've heard it all...
You've done it all....

You just can't remember it all...

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If things get better with age,
Then you are approaching Magnificent.

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Inside every older person
is a young person
wondering what the hell happened !
Happy Birthday,

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You're not aging....You're marinating

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You're not old...You've just been young a very long time

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The worst part about lying about your age
is when everybody believes you...
...and you realize
that you could have gone
even lower!

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Never lie about your age
except in the case of an emergency...
...like if somebody should ask how old you are.

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It's your birthday,
but I don't think of you as a little older...
...I think of you as a lot older.

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You can either continue
to get older
or you can die...
What do you mean
you want to think about it
for awhile?

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I've never really doubted your age...
You were just born ahead of your time!

Happy Birthday

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This birthday card was made
for a person just your age...
It's got a very high fiber content.

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You're having a BIRTHDAY,
so don't just sit there...
...Do something OLD.

You should really celebrate on your birthday.
Take TWO naps today.

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The polar ice caps are melting
Prevention measures, we must take
So please don't think of lighting
All those candles on your cake

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It's only natural
to become quieter as we grow older...
It's not easy to talk
and hold in your stomach
at the same time!

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Heard your birthday was canceled...
...due to lack of aging!

Have a Great One!

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As we grow older we often find
that it is often better
to light one small candle...
...than to be seen in fluorescent lighting.

Happy Birthday

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