Funny Birthday Sayings

Welcome to Funny Birthday Sayings where we bring you birthday sayings that are funny and indeed free...to use for non commercial purposes suitable for birthday cards, birthday party speeches or toasts. These can be adapted to suit and we hope you enjoy.











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Oh well, another year older
And wiser it would seem
Stronger, sexier, wealthier
And much inclined to dream

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You're at an age when you've finally got your head together and your body's falling apart

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A few new wrinkles and a few new lines,
Gives a man a rugged look divine,
Look in the mirror and take in the view,
Half a century looks good on you

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Try everything twice. On one woman's tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph:
Tried everything twice...loved it both times!

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This one is for all the wise men out there

When confronted with a knock at the door, a stupid man will complain about all the noise, a normal man will answer it, a smart man will look through the peephole and the wise man won't hear it because he's having sex.

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A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

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I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
Dave Barry

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