Happy Birthday Poem Granddad

by Lauren
(United Kingdom)

Grandads give you lots of chocs
And let you stay up late,
Then they give you lots of pop
And sweeties by the crate,
They tell you brilliant stories
Of when Mam and Dad were small,
You then find out the real truth
They weren't so good at all,
They're Santa Clause all year round
They eat up all the pies,
So I thought I'd say a birthday wish
Before you eat the fries.