Mens Poems Verses Quotes

Male, man poems difficult to find then today is your lucky day! Mens Poems Verses Quotes are short, funny anecdotes that are just so "Men are from Mars" and will amuse whilst you peruse. these are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.










Mens Poems Verses Quotes

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The most important sex organ is the brain.

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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw

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Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire.
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful when you don't know something,
for it gives you the opportunity to learn.

Be thankful for the difficult times.
During those times you grow.
Be thankful for your limitations,
because they give you opportunities for improvement.

Be thankful for each new challenge,
because it will build your strength and character.
Be thankful for your mistakes.
They will teach you valuable lessons.

Be thankful when you're tired and weary,
because it means you've made a difference.

It's easy to be thankful for the good things.A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also
thankful for the setbacks.
Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive.
Find a way to be thankful for your troubles,
and they can become your blessings.

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A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but
he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly,
yet surely, shape his circumstances.
Napoleon Hill

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Some people believe football is a matter of life and death.
I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you
it is much, much more important than that.
Bill Shankly

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If a relationship has to be a secret,you shouldn't be in it.

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Women think they are so clever at faking orgasms...
but only a man can fake a whole relationship.

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One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
English Proverb

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If women are so bloody perfect at multi tasking, how come
they can’t have a headache & have sex at the same time.
Billy Connolly

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By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right,
he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
Charles Wadsworth

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Marry a woman you love to talk to. As you get older,
their conversational skills will be as
important as any other.

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Your job won't take care of you when you are sick.
Your friends and parents will.
Stay in touch

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Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making
other plans.
John Lennon

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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone,
a backbone and a funnybone.
Reba McEntire

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