Valentine Funny Quotes

Valentine Funny Quotes
will tickle their fancy and help them dance right into your arms. Love and laughter go hand in hand and may you have a wonderful dance through life. These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.










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Women with pasts interest men... they hope history
will repeat itself.
Mae West

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

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He is not a lover who does not love forever.
Euripides

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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
Shakespeare

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

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Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Eva Gabor

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Love is something eternal, the aspect may change,
but not the essence.
Vincent Van Gogh

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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing
lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal

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Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing;
a confusion of the real with the ideal
never goes unpunished.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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I swore that we would never part
As I put my hand upon my heart.
Had I been thinking with my head
I'd probably have fled instead.

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