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These Wedding Quotes, Poems, Verses are to say Congrats to two wedded folks Shackled together in Holy Padlock In rhyming and funny jokes
This first batch of Wedding Poems are based on various recipes for a happy marriage
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1 cup consideration 2 cups praise 1 small pinch of in laws 1 teaspoon contentment 1 gallon of patience 2 tablespoons flattery 1 cup encouragement a dash of faith and trust
Blend well, sweeten with generous portions of love. Keep warm with a steady flame of passion.
Serves 2.
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Take a couple of whole months, clean them thoroughly of all Bitterness, Rumours, Hate and Jealousy; in other words, make them as fresh and as clean as possible. Now cut each month into 28, 30 or 31 different parts... But don't make up the whole batch at once.. Instead prepare it One Day at a Time. Mix well each day:
One part of Faith, One of Patience, One of Courage, One of Work, Add one part each of: Hope, Faithfulness, Generosity Kindness; Blend with:
One part Prayer, One part Meditation Good Deeds. Season the whole with:
a dash of Good Spirit, a sprinkle of Fun, a pinch of Play a cupful of Good Humor.
Pour all of this into a Vessel Of Love, Cook thoroughly over Radiant Joy Garnish with Smiles serve with Quietness, Unselfishness and Cheerfulness
And you are bound to have a Happy Life.
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wedding cake recipe:
1/2 lb good looks 1lb sweet temper 1lb butter of youth 1lb blindness of faults 1lb of wit 1lb good humour 2lb of sweet argument 1 pint of rippling laughter 1 wine glass of common sense a dash of modesty
Put the love, good looks and a sweet temper into a well furnished house. Beat the butter of youth into a cream,and mix well together with the blindness of faults. Stir the wit and good humour into the sweet argument then add the rippling laughter and common sense. Work the whole thing together until everything is well mixed,and bake gently forever
3 cups Love 2 cups Warmth 1 cup Forgiveness 1 cup Friends 4 spoon Hope 2 spoons Tenderness 1 pint Faith 1 barrel Laughter
Combine love & warmth Mix thoroughly with tenderness Add forgiveness Blend with friends & hope Sprinkle all remaining tenderness Stir in faith and laughter Bake with sunshine Serve daily in generous helpings.
Love one another ..and you will be happy.
It's as simple... .. and as difficult as that.
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Side by side, Rarely apart Hand in hand, Heart to heart.
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Words of Congratulations for a Wedding
Wedding Poems based on Quotes
This batch of Wedding Poems is based on short quotes, author unknown or accredited as shown
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Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
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Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping. For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts. And stand together yet not too near together: For the pillars of the temple stand apart, And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.
Khalil Gibran
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Use your imagination, Live romantically.
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In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar From today, make lots to each other A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers
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A Wedding Day Toast
Eat, drink and be married
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Let the magic begin.
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May you have warm words on a cold evening, A full moon on a dark night, And the road downhill all the way to your door.
Irish Blessing
Marriage is so much more interesting than divorce, Because it's the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. So I (we) hope you two will debate and combat over everything debatable and combatable, Because I (we) believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particulary since you (Bill) have income and you (Jill) are pattable.
Adapted from a wedding poem by Ogden Nash
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If marriage were outlawed Only outlaws would have in-laws
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Niagra Falls, on a honeymoon, Is the bride's second great disappointment.
(adapted from a Wedding Poem by Oscar Wilde)
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Never go to sleep On an argument Just get used to Going without sleep For 2 or 3 weeks at a time
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On this your special day, remember
Love is grand Divorce, a hundred grand
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Put a penny in a pot every time you make love over the next twelve months Take a penny out everytime after that
You'll never empty the pot
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On this your wedding day, I offer you this truism
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is... ...to forget it once
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Today you are one, we cherish two: Loving not just one, but both of you.
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This is a batch of simple 4 liner Wedding Poems
You're a very special couple You makes the perfect pair This brings a wish for happiness In the future you will share.
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May this special day you share Be filled with love and laughter May all the days ahead Be happy ever after
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To (Jeremy) and (Gemima) You share a love that's true Congratulations and Best Wishes On this day you say "I do"
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You two have decided that You'll share one house for life, And call yourselves, instead of friends, A husband and a wife.
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To (Jeremy) and (Gemima) A heaven-made match, a perfect pair This brings a wish for happiness In the future that you'll share
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Once upon a time you (two met) (met your prince/Knight) You've shared much love and laughter May your marriage be a fairy tale Happy ever after
JB c 2004
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Renewal of Vows
Life with you has been so nice I'll marry you, not once, but twice
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As husband and wife You're on the threshold Of a wonderful life Congratulations
That's your third batch of Wedding Poems... much more Wedding Poems to follow
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Best man speech quotes
(Jim) believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. I said to (Jim) "early on let her know who is the boss". He looked (Susie) right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them. It's not as great a day for (Susie) as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. I said to (Jim) Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting. Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings. Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. They had a disagreement about having a night out with the boys. In the end he agreed to let her go. They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.
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Free and online wedding poems and quotes
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A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another."
All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."
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May you cherish these moments For all of your life As you step out together As man and wife.
May the vows that you've taken Remain true and strong As you start on life's highway And journey along.
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As you transform to Mrs from Miss You'll enter the world of wedded bliss
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FOR WEDDING DAY POEMS / SPEECH / SCROLL
Congratulations Samantha and Alan On this your wedding day Would it happen this Millennium? We've heard some cynics say
A man behaving badly Unkempt and a bit of a scruff Met a spick and span young lady Who fancied a bit of ruff
He acted like greased lightning Dynamic, you know the kind XX years that's all it took For Alan to make up his mind
Let's face it, Sam wasn't choosey She admits it to herself No spring chicken she feared that she'd Be left up on the shelf
But despite major differences The pair found common ground For example, his big butt matches her big nose Or is it the other way round?
They share a love of exotic vacations They're XYZ and AB fans Love flourished and so the two of them Hatched their wedding plans
While Samantha thinks of kissing When Alan's lips are pursed His mind is on a can of Bud To quench his prodigious thirst
And so in the Summer of '07 The Virginian took his Tennessee wife Good luck you whirlwind romantics Have a long and happy life
Jb c 1996
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This is a Wedding Poem from parents to their son
Today (dear Son), as you walk down the aisle You'll see all the faces wearing a smile.
But as we remember those young tender years Our smiles will conceal a few hidden tears.
They're not tears of sorrow, but tears full of joy As we're both thinking back to our dear little boy
And now you have grown up and made us so proud As you smile for the camera and the rest of the crowd
Remember dear (name) as you take your new wife You're still very much a part of our life!
We're gaining a daughter. not losing a son, You're new lives as husband and wife have begun
So be blissfully happy and enjoy your 'Big Day' Have a wonderful marriage with a rose strewn way!
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Wedding Poems .. this is from parents to their daughter
Today (dear daughter), as you walk down the aisle You'll see all the faces wearing a smile.
But as we remember those young tender years Our smiles will conceal a few hidden tears.
It isn't through sadness , our emotions just whirl As we're both thinking back to our dear little girl
And now you have grown and made us so proud As you smile for the camera and the rest of the crowd
Remember dear (name) as you become a new wife You're still very much a part of our life !
We're not losing a daughter, we are gaining a son, You're new lives as husband and wife have begun
So be blissfully happy and enjoy your 'Big Day' Have a wonderful marriage with a rose strewn way!
Those son/daughter Wedding Poems were submitted by Marjie Bunnikins
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A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. -- Anonymous
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another." -- Anonymous
All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. -- Anonymous
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too. -- Anonymous
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way. -- Anonymous
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. -- Anonymous
Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend." -- Anonymous
Here's to you and here's to me,and I hope we never disagree.But, if that should ever be,to HELL with you, here's to ME!
Wedding Poems by Anonymous
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -- Anonymous
If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous
Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. -- Anonymous
Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure. -- Anonymous
Know her mind and you can have her body, know her heart and you have her soul. -- Anonymous
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -- Anonymous
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases. -- Anonymous
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. -- Anonymous
Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. -- Anonymous
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. -- Anonymous
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. -- Anonymous
The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much. -- Anonymous
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. -- Anonymous
We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first. -- Anonymous
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -- Anonymous
Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great. -- Anonymous
Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
Know her mind and you can have her body, know her heart and you have her soul.
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
Here's to you and here's to me,and I hope we never disagree.But, if that should ever be,to HELL with you, here's to ME!
If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
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