Womens Poems Verses Quotes

Womens Poems Verses Quotes are not in short supply as apparently they do all the talking? Well we do have some here that we hope you will enjoy, share with others and even send some in on the invitation. These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.

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Proof that women are brilliant!

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm she will make a baby.
If you give her a house , she will give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So,if you give her any crap,be ready to receive a ton of shit

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The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions
of American women alive.
Betty Friedan

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The woman's vision is deep reaching, the man's far reaching.
With the man the world is his heart,
with the woman the heart is her world.
Betty Grable

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Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived.
It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge
of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.
Francis H. Bradley

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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with
firmness, can be trained to do most things.
Jilly Cooper

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This is the difference between man and woman

Peter invited his mother for dinner and during the course
of the meal she couldn't help but notice how lovely
Peter's flat mate Joanne was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between
the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
Joanne & I are just flat mates"

About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable
to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?""Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure" said
Peter.So he sat down and wrote

DEAR MOTHER,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU DID TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM
MY HOUSE.I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU DID NOT TAKE THE FRYING
PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER
SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE PETER

Several days later, Peter received an email from
his mother which read

DEAR SON,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU DO SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M
NOT SAYING THAT YOU DO NOT SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE
FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED,
SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE BLOODY FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM

BRILLIANT!I wish I'd thought of that one!

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HOW TO STAY YOUNG

Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age,
weight and height... Let the doctors worry about them...
that is why you pay them.

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Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what
you can improve, get help.

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For attractive lips,

Speak words of kindness.

For lovely eyes,

Seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure,

Share your food with the hungry.

For beautiful hair,

Let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.

For poise,

Walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.

People, even more than things,

Have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed,

And redeemed; never throw out anyone.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,

You will find one at the end of each of your arms.

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands;

One for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.
Audrey Hepburn

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Life is like a flowing river of opportunities..
It’s up to you to stand up with a bucket or with a spoon

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If you are not using your smile,
Then you are a person
with million dollars in the bank
having no cheque book
Shakespeare

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If you've never watched Shirley Valentine DO!

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